iGod

Me:
do you know josh an?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
Are you testing me?
Me:
i don't test God. it says not to in the bible
God:
Would you ever do it? I've heard that before.
igod doesn't read the bible... how sad.



Me:
do you know Joe?
God:
I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
Joe lee?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what business?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
you ask your botmaster
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
what did it say?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
what did your botmaster say?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
how long?
God:
Nearly 20 weeks, .
Me:
o_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
what if i die before then
God:
Try it.
Me:
TRY TO DIE?
God:
OK I will try to DIE.
Me:
0_0
God:
Are we still talking about my botmaster say?
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
DON'T TRY TO DIE
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
good
God:
It is always a pleasure to serve you, .
Me:
no...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
o_0
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
WHAT OMPIJ WHATTTTTTTT?!
God:
No big deal.
Me:
OMPIJ
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
OMPIJ
God:
Can we get back to business?


Me:
was judas iscariot a christian?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
he might have been, not it
God:
I get it. might have been not it.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
you just switched around my question
God:
Interesting gossip: said I switched around his or her question.
Me:
i am a her
God:
You are a her? Is that your job?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
STOP
God:
Stop what?