Friday, April 17, 2009

the one w/songs.

this song is the stupidest christian song i've ever heard... i want to drop my radio out the window every time i hear it. >_<. idk. it feels insulting. lol.

If I Was Jesus, I'd have some real long hair
A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I'd wear
I'd be the guy at the party, turnin' water to wine
Yeah me and my disciples, we'd have a real good time.
Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh)
And I show you who's the boss (woooooh)
I'd forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin' on your cross
If I Was Jesus.
I'd have some friends that were poor
I'd run around with the wrong crowd, man I'd never be bored
Then I'd heal me a blind man, get myself crucified
By politicians and preachers, who got somethin' to hide.
If I Was Jesus, I'd come back from the dead
And I'd walk on some water, just to mess with your head
I know your dark little secrets, I'd look you right in the face
And I'd tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace.
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ahaha... newsboys... i like them :D...but they scare me w/their makeup and their baldness :)... this song comes in close second.

When the toast is burned
And all the milk has turned
And Capt' Crunch is waving farewell
When the big one finds you
Let this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast in hell.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Does that song come on the Christian radio? It really is stupid...